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Masjid Mein Elaan Ho Geya

Masjid Mein Elaan Ho Geya Ke, . . 1 Bacha Mela Hai Jin Ka Hai, Aa Ke Le Jayen, . . 1 Pathan Jald Hi Agia or Bola: Mujhe Bhi Dikhawo "JIN" Ka Bacha Kesa Hota Hai… :D

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Ay Zindagi Dekh Na

Aye Zindagi, Dekh Na Dena Mere Dost ko, Mujhe Chahey Sukh Ka Pahaar De De, Ghoome New CYCLE Pe Dost Mera, Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES Car De De, Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere Dost ko Khane kO Taazi DAAL De De,. Mujhe Bhalay hi Kal ka Qorma+ Custerd + Tikka+ Baryani+ Salad, Or Coke ka Sirf 1 Glass De de……Bolo Aameeen… Ab Mat Kahna k Dost Dua Nahi Karty, Sanuu Towadi Bohat Fikar Aaa,

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1 Pathan Pco Ke Andar Gia

1 Pathan PCO Ke Andar Gia, Jaib Se Mobile Nekala or Baat Kar ke Bahir A Gia, . . Admi: Khan Sahib Mobile Call Karni Thi Tu PCO Mai Kyun Gaye? . Pathan: Dost Ne Kaha PCO Se Call Karna, Paisy Kam Lagen Gay.. :-P

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Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Kaansi Kesa Hai? . . Dost: Kaansi Band Hogayi, Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai, . . Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga

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Pathan Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka

Pathan: Yaar Abhi Tumhare Ammi Ka Khaansi Kesa Hai? . Dost: Kaansi Band Ho Gayi, Magar Ab Saans Ruk Ruk Ke A Rahi Hai, . . Pathan: Koi Baat Nahi, Khuda Ne Chaha Tu Wo Bhi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

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Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho, . . Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo, . After Case Qatil: Kya Howa? Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi, Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi..

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2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per 1st Sardar Bike Per, 2nd Sardar Prado Mein, 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya, 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya, 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka

Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Howa Tha, . . . Friend: Tu Darakht Pe Kyun Latka Hai? . . . Sardar: Sar Dard Ki Goli Khayi Hai Kahen Pait Mein Na Chali Jaye…

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Pathan Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne

Pathan: Raat Ko 1 Admi Ne Chaku Dekha Kar Loot Lia, . . Dost: Lekin Tumhare Pas Tu Hamaisha Pistol Hoti Hai Na, . . . Pathan: Wo Main Ne Chupa Di Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

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Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English, Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ? Sardar: Bad Interviewer: Come ? Sardar: Go Interviewer: Ugly ? Sardar: Pichlli Interviewer: PICHLLI? Sardar: UGLY Interviewer: Shut Up Sardar: Keep Talking Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It Sardar: Ok Now Carry On Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja....Chup ho ja....Chup ho jaa Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh....Bolta Rah....Bolta Reh Interviewer: Are yaar Sardaar: Are Dushman Interviewer: Get Out Sardar: Come In Interviewer: U r Rejected Sardaar: I m Selected...Bale Bale…

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1 Pathan Namaz Parh Raha Tha

1 Pathan Namaz Parh Raha Tha, . To Dosra Uske Bare Mein Kisi ko Bata Raha Tha Ke Ye Boht Namazi or Naik Banda Hai. . . Pathan Namaz Thor Kar Bola: Is ko Bolo ke "Hum Ne Haj Bhi Kia Hai"

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