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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha.

hasab ke ustaad parha rehy the aik sagird ne ustaad se kaha. angrezi wale ustaad angrezi main baat karte hain’urdu wale urdu main’farsi wale farsi main.magar        ap hamare sath hasab main baat kune nahi karte.itne main khenti baj gai.ustaad bole.ab teen   panch(3,5) mat karo or no do gyara ho jao.

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Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali,

Saarey waadon ko bhula sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Main tumhein chor k ja sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum jo har morr pe keh daitey ho khuda hafiz, faisla mein bhi suna sakti hun, lekin rehne do..! Tum ne jo baat ki dil ko dukhaney wali, us per main muskura b sakta hun, lekin rehne do..! Sharam aaye gi ...

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Angry Sardar:

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”

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Interviewer to Millionaire:

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Girl:It’s 2 tight Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . . We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

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