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Ay Zindagi Dekh Na

Aye Zindagi, Dekh Na Dena Mere Dost ko, Mujhe Chahey Sukh Ka Pahaar De De, Ghoome New CYCLE Pe Dost Mera, Mujhe Bhalay Hi Purani Si MERCEDES Car De De, Bhooka Na Rakhna Mere Dost ko Khane kO Taazi DAAL De De,. Mujhe Bhalay hi Kal ka Qorma+ Custerd + Tikka+ Baryani+ Salad, Or Coke ka Sirf 1 Glass De de……Bolo Aameeen… Ab Mat Kahna k Dost Dua Nahi Karty, Sanuu Towadi Bohat Fikar Aaa,

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1 Pathan Pco Ke Andar Gia

1 Pathan PCO Ke Andar Gia, Jaib Se Mobile Nekala or Baat Kar ke Bahir A Gia, . . Admi: Khan Sahib Mobile Call Karni Thi Tu PCO Mai Kyun Gaye? . Pathan: Dost Ne Kaha PCO Se Call Karna, Paisy Kam Lagen Gay.. :-P

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Qatil Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho

Qatil: Try Karo Ke Umar Qaid Ho Jaye Magar Saza-E-Mot Na Ho, . . Pathan Lawyer: Tum Fikar Mat Karo, . After Case Qatil: Kya Howa? Pathan: Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Howi, Warna Adalat Tu Reha Kar Rahi Thi..

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2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per 1st Sardar Bike Per, 2nd Sardar Prado Mein, 1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai? Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya, 1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya, 2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai? 1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

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Interviewer Let Me Check Your English

Interviewer: Let Me Check Your English, Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ? Sardar: Bad Interviewer: Come ? Sardar: Go Interviewer: Ugly ? Sardar: Pichlli Interviewer: PICHLLI? Sardar: UGLY Interviewer: Shut Up Sardar: Keep Talking Interviewer: Ok Now Stop It Sardar: Ok Now Carry On Interviewer: Abay Chup Ho Ja....Chup ho ja....Chup ho jaa Sardar: Abe Bolta Reh....Bolta Rah....Bolta Reh Interviewer: Are yaar Sardaar: Are Dushman Interviewer: Get Out Sardar: Come In Interviewer: U r Rejected Sardaar: I m Selected...Bale Bale…

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