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Cricket Stadium Men

Cricket Stadium Men Aik Larki Ne Face Per Flag Banaya hua tha 1 Sindhi Pas Se Aya or Kiss Ker K bola Sadkay Jawan wajaan miunujo mitho Pakistan

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1 Larka Pee k Aaya,

1 Larka Pee k Aaya, Dad se bachne k liye aik bari se book lay kar parhne laga ! Dad: Pee k aya ha Son: Nae to Dad: Kaminey Phir Suitcase Kho k kia bak bak kar raha ha

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Jock was traveling by train

Jock was traveling by train seated next to a stern-faced clergyman. As Jock pulled out a bottle of whisky from his pocket the clergyman glared and said reprovingly, “Look here, I am sixty-five and I have never tasted whisky in my life!” “Dinna worry, Minister,” smiled Jock, pouring himself a dram. “There’s no risk of you starting now!”

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A Scotsman walking through a field,

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts ‘ Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn’ (Don’t drink the water, it’s full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back ‘I’m English, Speak English, I don’t understand you’. The Scotsman man shouts back ‘Use ...

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3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven

3 nuns die in a car crash and they go up to heaven and Peters at the gate and he says before you come in i’m afraid you will have to answer a question so he says to the first nun don’t worry the questions are very easy so he asks what was the name of the first woman and ...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? because it thought they were playing a game! hahahahahahah

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Man1 sitting with dog.

Man1 sitting with dog. Man2:Your dog bits? Man1:No Man 2 sits and the dog bits! Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit! Man:That is not my dog.

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