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Kya Msg Msg krti hai

Kya Msg Msg krti hai, kyun Msg pe tu marti hai. Ik bat muje batla de tu, ApNa Package q nahi karti hai, kya hota hai Msg ka, Msg ki laga dun dhairi mai barish kr don Msg ki, memory full ho jaye teri msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na, mobile tere is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na, jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai teri Paise bacha ke msg ke kya lagaye gi tu rehrhi Main barish kar doon msg ki eid ho jaye teri

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Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha

Ek sardar ji Ne Bill Gates Ko Khat Likha Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai 1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hain, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Aye ga? 2. Windows me START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi 3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hen, Mr-Word Kb Release Ho ga? 4. Keyboard Mn ANY KEY Ka Button Nahi toh Computer Q Maangta Hai? Aakhir Main ek Zati Sawal 5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS Q Banate Hain?

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Wah Faraz Wah

Wah Faraz Wah.! Ankhon Me Nami Thi Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki Wo girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi< ('.') /"/> O Shitt _/"\ Yar.

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Your bill Sir

Waiter : Your bill Sir Boy : Take my Card Waiter : But Sir,this is Student Card Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak me likha hai "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED...:D :P

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Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte

Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ? Dukandar : Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte. Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya : Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ? Dukandar: Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte. After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya : What's the cost of that FIRIJ Dukandar : Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte. Pathan gusse me : Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ? Dukandar : Q k ye FRIJ nhi " ALMAARi " hy. Geo Pathan...

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Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi

Larki ne namaz parh kar dua maangi To Maa ne pocha: Tumne dua main kiya manga? Larki. Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy, Maa: Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale? Larki: muskuraty huayA (mubeshir mehmood) |\('',) | '..(> | <| MAA: Chal pagli, tera itna acha naseeb kahan. . (NOTE) Msg farward kartay waqt name change kar k larki ka naseeb kharab na karain.

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1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya

1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya, pohnchtay hi socha k BV ko sms kr dun.Us ne sms likh kr Galat number pr snd kr dia Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehlay inteqal hua tha.Sms Parhtay hi Orat Behosh ho Gai!Likha tha,Begum Me Kheriat se Pohanch Gya hun Idhar Network b Mojud hai Jaga Choti,Pr Shandar Hai Thandi Thandi Hawa Janat Ka Maza Deti Hai,Dhool Matti B Nhi Hy Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saf Hain!2,4 din me tumko B bula longa.

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Girls college k bahar blast ke baad

Girls college k bahar blast ke baad Geo Reporter, Zakhmi LARKI Se: jab BOMB gira' to kya Wo 1 dum se Phhata? Zakhmi LARKI (Ghussay Se) : Gee Nahi Wo Reengta howa Meray Qareeb Aaya' Or, Nihayat Adab Se Pyaar Se Or, Sharma kr Bola Baji !!! THAAA !!!

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